var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push("Geek And Proud :¬]");

quotes.push("A problem is a chance for you to do your best");

quotes.push("Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it");

quotes.push("Example is the school of mankind and they will learn at no other.");

quotes.push("Start the day with a smile.. and get it over with");

quotes.push("There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.");

quotes.push("Pride makes us do things well, but it is love that makes us do them to perfection.");

quotes.push("Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.");

quotes.push("In the smallest cottage there is room enough for 2 lovers");

quotes.push("Opinion is a medium between knowledge and ignorance");

quotes.push("John Burgess, killing zombies since 1999.");

quotes.push("RTFM!");

quotes.push("No whip cuts so sharply as the lash of conscience");

quotes.push("A man who aims at nothing seldom misses the target");

quotes.push("There is often a royal heart under a tattered coat");

quotes.push("&quot;Women are meant to be loved, not understood.&quot;<br>Oscar Wilde");

quotes.push("Housekeeping without a wife is a lantern without a light");

quotes.push("&quot;Knowledge and timber should not be much used until they are seasoned&quot;<br>Holmes");

quotes.push("Love is Loveliest when embalmed in tears.");

quotes.push("Some goals are so worthy it's glorious even to fail.");

quotes.push("Man's walk, like all walking, is a series of falls");

quotes.push("An acre of performance is worth a whole world of promises");

quotes.push("Men would be easier to live with if they came home more often");

quotes.push("An optimist is a man who learns to play the harp");

quotes.push("Take advantage of the right mood for it comes so seldom");

quotes.push("It is more kindly to laugh at human life than to grin at it.");

quotes.push("Opportunities, like eggs, come one at a time.");

quotes.push("He who breaks confidence has forever forfeited it");

quotes.push("Super Monster Turbo Fucker");

quotes.push("If we did all the things we are capable of doig, we would literally astound ourselves.");

quotes.push("The future has a way of arriving unannounced.");

quotes.push("Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong");

quotes.push("Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers");

quotes.push("Never assume the obvious is true");

quotes.push("Men possessed with an idea cannot be reasoned with.");

quotes.push("Success comes in cans, not can'ts.");

quotes.push("Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.");

quotes.push("Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today");

quotes.push("The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work");

quotes.push("You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.");

quotes.push("Nothing is powerful than custom or habit");

quotes.push("Hard work is still the road to prosperity, and there is no other");

quotes.push("Truth is mighty, and will in the end prevail");

quotes.push("Love has made its best interpreter a sigh");

quotes.push("If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch");

quotes.push("The wrinkles of every sorrow disappear as long as the spell of love unbroken");

quotes.push("Kindness is a good thing in itself");

quotes.push("God gave us memories that we mght have roses in December");

quotes.push("Speaking comes from nature, silence from discretion");

quotes.push("The darkest hour only has 60 minutes");

quotes.push("Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it");

quotes.push("Speak little and well, they will take you for somebody");

quotes.push("The world is like a staircase; some are going up and some are going down");

quotes.push("Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life");

quotes.push("Laws are not made like nets - to catch, but like buoys - to guide");

quotes.push("If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun");

quotes.push("Man alone is born crying, lives complaining and dies disappointed");

quotes.push("Born to code");

quotes.push("Definately British");

quotes.push("omgwtfbbqpwnage!");

quotes.push("Wired 'til I die");

quotes.push("Gamer Forever");

quotes.push("h4xx0rz");

quotes.push("The Force is strong with this one");

quotes.push("Charlie don't surf!");

quotes.push("Thistles and thorns prick sore, but evil tongues prick more.");

quotes.push("Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...");

quotes.push("1337");

quotes.push("There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.");

quotes.push("Long Live John Peel!");

quotes.push("Fiercely Independant");

quotes.push("Liberal Anarchist");

document.write(quotes[(Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length))]);